The Family was in town for Phew #1’s big birthday bash. A few highlights:
Nitro Nooker
(that’s a pacifier if you’re anti-baby)
We did dinner at a restaurant the night before the party. My brother left to use the bathroom and my sister suggested Dad look after Phew #2 in his absence. Phew #2 dropped his nooker on the floor. Dad picked it up, but being a responsible grandparent, he wasn’t about to give a baby a dirty nooker. Instead he rinsed the nooker off in my brother’s glass of Mountain Dew. Phew #2 liked it so much, when he was finished sucking up every drop, he took his nooker out and handed back to Dad for a refill.
When my brother returned he immediately suspected foul play, as we were all on the floor laughing. He asked Dad “What did you do?” Dad replied “Nothing!” Even when we told on him, Dad continued to deny everything. My brother shook his head and grumbled, forced to finish dinner with a wired baby and a dirty Dew.
