1. Please don’t tell it on the mountain, as I am afraid of heights.
2. Can you call me angel in the morning? (Shaggy does.)
3. The color puce makes me want to get loose, like a one eyed purple moose!
4. I have a craving for mashed potatoes and Jack.
5. If my life had a pause button, I’d pause it at the movie theater when I have to pee. (If only there were a way to pause movies!!)
6. Eyes are the window to the occipital lobe.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to buying the finest party favors the dollar store has to offer, tomorrow my plans include canceling my plans as my freakin car’s not fixed yet, and Sunday, I want to hang with the parents, provided we don’t talk about the car or unemployment.