Archive for March, 2008

Twitter test

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

I test the twitter the twitter I test.

Blueberries and Muffin

Friday, March 28th, 2008

With Biscuit recovering from surgery, his brother Muffin has to pick up the slack on my morning torment. He doesn’t attack me for my food like Biscuit, but he does posses an almost supernatural talent for getting in the way.

This morning I got out a bowl out to assemble my breakfast. Muffin jumped on the counter to check it out. He quickly lost interest though because the open cupboard was too tempting. Nevermind the cupboard was filled with dishes leaving little room for field mouse let alone a Maine Coon cat (not even a year old yet and he is already getting “husky”).

In Muffin’s little brain the math all checked out and he went for it. He launched himself into the cupboard from over foot away. It was not a successful attempt. He made it halfway in before smacking into the pile of plates. His back legs flailed frantically in the air before catching my hand. It’s good to know even with Biscuit in jail I can still get my morning cat scratch.

Speaking of which…

I was running late, when I received a text from my girlfriend to check on the patient. I took my breakfast with me to save time. That was a mistake. He was on the bathroom counter and took a swat. His paw made it in to the bowl splashing milk and blueberry guts on my shirt.

The next time someone asks me to “Go check on the wiggy kitty” I will not be bringing blueberries.

and another thing..

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

When people write back “Your welcome”, I want to respond “What about my welcome?” It’s “you’re” dammit!

I think I may be premenstrual right now.

Steve, Scott, whatever..

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

People call me Scott constantly. If I had a nickle every time this happened I would be considerable less freaked about getting laid off this summer.

Usually it’s people that just met me, but not always. I have been working on a project for two years. Today the project leader said “Scott brings up a good point.” WTF??

I am changing my name to Snuffleupagus. It won’t solve anything but at least I will feel more justified when I go off on them. Seriously man, how do you get “Scott” out of “Snuffleupagus”??


Friday, March 14th, 2008

He may have been drinking when he wrote this at 4am, but it is still hands down the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me:

I know alot of people! Out of all the people I know, you are one of the top three in my life!!! I have a great deal of respect for your character, your honesty, your loyalty, and the fact that you are you! I feel as though these facts may be over looked for tooooooo looong, toooo often. So I thought I would take the time not only to tell you, but to put it in words so you may reflect on the great person and friend that you are. I Love and Respect you very much,
Your Friend,