Yesterday Biscuit took fetch to a whole new level: FETCH X-TREME
He would start in a three point stance with his claws firmly planted in my chest and a straw clenched in his teeth.
I would take the straw, give the command “Ohmygodgetoffme!” and throw it as far as I could.
Biscuit would then jump down, run break neck speed to the straw, grab it in his mouth, run back, climb me like a tree and deliver the straw face to face.
I want pads and a helmet next time we play.