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BABY CAT: Hey Steve, wanna play a game?
STEVE: Sorry, busy texting girlfriend. You know I can’t multitask.
BABY CAT: Aw, please?
STEVE: I’m already late for work.
BABY CAT: Pleeeeease??
STEVE: Oh all right. What do you want to play?
BABY CAT: Croc hunter!
STEVE: Croc hunter?
BABY CAT: I’ll be the stingray!
STEVE: Wha..OWWWWWW!!!!! Ok we are done playing now. Please kindly remove your claw from my aortic valve.

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