You want to tell the kid he can still live a normal life, but let’s face it,
he’s a freak.

Remember today is Squirrel Appreciation Day. Mmmm do I ever appreciate squirrels!

BABY CAT: Hey Steve, wanna play a game?
STEVE: Sorry, busy texting girlfriend. You know I can’t multitask.
BABY CAT: Aw, please?
STEVE: I’m already late for work.
BABY CAT: Pleeeeease??
STEVE: Oh all right. What do you want to play?
BABY CAT: Croc hunter!
STEVE: Croc hunter?
BABY CAT: I’ll be the stingray!
STEVE: Wha..OWWWWWW!!!!! Ok we are done playing now. Please kindly remove your claw from my aortic valve.