I was driving behind a van littered with the typical fascist Bush stickers, when I saw one that gave me hope. It read exactly this: ONE MAN WOMAN – Say yes to Marriage!
Now I know this can’t be a grammatical error, what with Laura Bush’s big push for reading and all, so it’s obvious that while the zealots still may not condone gay unions, they are actually in favor of hermaphrodites marrying themselves. They still have a long way to go, but it’s progress and a huge victory for man-womans everywhere.