Ryan faked an orgasm for me yesterday.
He came home in a bad mood but quickly cheered up when he realized he had an audience, i.e. me. For some reason he started telling about the best blow job he ever received. The front door was open and he stood half in/half out of the house so the neighbors could watch the show too.
“It was like whoa.” He said and grabbed the doorframe with both hands to brace himself. “Whoa!” He started high stomping his left foot. “Whoa!!” He leaned back “WHOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!”
Truly the highlight of my day.