Really I don’t want this to turn in to the “Tales of Ryan” journal – my life is interesting too, really! Sort of. Well no, not at all. If I was the subject of a reality TV show it would be “Steve’s Life tonight on the Sleeping Channel”.
So, it’s 10:45pm. Ryan is vacuuming again. Specifically he is vacuuming broken tile with one hand. He’s holding the other hand up in the air balancing a bag of ice covered with electrical tape. Only 40 minutes earlier neither the tile nor his hand were broken. It’s amazing though what you can do with a hammer, a crow bar, a little determination, and some really bad aim.