Dear Mr. Corporate Guy,
You have done a good job creating a soulless life-draining work environment. But I was wondering, would there be any way to promote a more trapped helpless feeling of isolation?
Thanks!
Peon #370899
Dear Peon #380799
Great question! In fact today is your lucky day! If we xxxxx x xxxxx xxxxx xxxxxx xxx xxxxx xxxxxxxx, xxxx x xxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxx xxxx xxxxxxx xxx xxxxxxx at 5pm a virtual impossibility, how would that work for you?
Sincerely,
Mr. Corporate Guy’s secretary