“When I first read that in the newspaper about the need to have passports, particularly the day crossings that take place, about a million for instance in the state of Texas, I said, ‘what’s going on here?’”
-George W. Bush
um…so the president receives his information on current legislation by reading the newspaper???
I’m curious which publication he is reading. Just for fun, I think someone should slip him a copy of The Weekly World News Magazine before his next press conference:
“My fellow Americans. It saddens me to report I have learned that a new Axis of Evil has formed under the nose of America’s feet. In an effort to undermine our freedom and cherished values, Fidel Castro has formed an alliance with the sharks of the South Atlantic ocean. The recent attacks on Miamibeach citizens have been nothing short of a preamble to Cuban occupation.
Our three pronged response will be strong and swift:
1. At 0800 hours this morning we will release a giant cloud of Freon creating a hole in the ozone layer. This will allow the sun to boil the ocean and teach the insurgent sharks a lesson.
2. We will deport all sharks from Orlando’s Seaworld, including dolphins and the worst sharks of all, killer whales. By popular demand, Shamu will be allowed to stay, but will subjected to random background checks and restricted to only three shows a day at 1,3, and 5pm.
3. My brother Jeb will work in conjunction with Miami Heat center Shaquille O’Neal, who I’ve recently learned is an alien from the planet Xanex. Together they will lead an extra terrestrial strike force deep into the heart of Cuba, where they will uproot the evil dictator Castro and install a new government of freedom and democracy.