Received by my girlfriend:
“Many women like cocks in their butt! Videos here!”
Wow! I’m suprised this craze isn’t getting more media attention -
Jane: For more on the story we go Stone Jackson, live on location. Stone?”
Stone: “Thanks Jane. A new phenomenon has been sweeping Rosscommon County like wildfire. It’s called “cocks in their butt”. Locals say they haven’t seen anything like it since the Beenie Baby craze of the early 90′s. Earlier today we spoke to resident Ethyl McKay who swears by it:
Stone: “So you actually like cocks in your butt?”
Ethyl: “Oh yes. I started small with only one cock in my butt, but now I can’t go anywhere unless I have two or three. They give me good luck at Bingo.
Stone: “And Mr. McKay what do you think about all this?”
Mr.McKay: “I really don’t see what all the fuss is about. I tried it and it wasn’t a big deal.”
Stone: “Well, there you have it. Someday maybe all of us will have cocks in our butt. I know I will. Back to you Jane.”