You knew he was in trouble when they read him his Last Rites. But what I want to know is, why bother? If he wasn’t going to heaven by now, then forget about it! I mean, there he is at the pearly gates:
St.Peter: Name?
Pope: JohnPaul
St.Peter: Hmmm…nope.
Pope: JohnPaul II
St.Peter: Don’t see it.
Pope: As in “The Pope”
St.Peter: Sorry, can’t help you.
Pope: Fuck, you guys are strict.